Sunday, September 9, 2012

Movie Review: The Marine (2006)

Today's movie was The Marine starring John Cena. He comes back home from Iraq to find his wife has been kidnapped by a group of diamond thieves on the run and he follows them around the South Carolinian wilderness to retrieve her. This was most likely the worst movie I have ever seen. It was laughably bad, and the attempts at humor were pathetic. John Cena is a inexperienced actor to begin with (12 Rounds, Fred: The Movie), and he is not any better with this movie. Also, The Marine is stock-full of plot holes, like how does Cena know were they were taking his wife even though there was no way to track her? I would not recommend this movie to anyone.
Final Grade: 1/10
Disaster

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